ESPN Holds Daytime ESPYs

HARTFORD, CT—Recognizing the best in sports programming that occurs on weekdays from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., ESPN held the Daytime ESPY Awards at the Hartford XL Center Wednesday afternoon.

Nation Unable To Discern Why Unattractive Woman On Screen

‘Maybe She’ll Be Attractive Later,’ Say Citizens

WASHINGTON—Expressing profound confusion and distress at what they were witnessing, the U.S. populace was unable to discern why an unattractive woman was suddenly on screen in front of them, sources reported Thursday.

‘Rugrats’ Turns 25

This August marks the 25th anniversary of the premiere of Rugrats, the beloved Nickelodeon cartoon about intrepid baby Tommy Pickles and his group of toddler friends. Here are some milestones from the show’s nine-season run

Famous Television Finales

The award-winning AMC series Mad Men ended its seven-season run on Sunday night and drew critical acclaim for its final episode, a conclusion that many felt was poignant and satisfying. Here are some other memorable TV finales across the years

Fox Revives ‘X-Files’: What To Expect

After months of speculation, Fox has announced that it is bringing back its hit ’90s TV show The X-Files, about a team of FBI special agents investigating unsolved cases about strange and paranormal phenomena, for at least six new episodes...
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The Onion’s Fall TV Preview

Networks are just weeks away from debuting their Fall lineups, featuring both new shows and returning favorites. The Onion breaks down what to watch this Fall.

  • It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (FX)

    This season, the gang realizes their spins-offs will fail and should make some extra cash now

  • The Brave (NBC)

    This adrenaline-fueled series dives into the world of America’s bravest heroes: viewers who throw caution to the wind and watch first-season NBC dramas

  • Indian Family (CBS)

    Like the other family sitcoms, but this time they’re Indian

  • Brunch @ Bobby’s (Food Network)

    Bobby Flay does whatever he wants or he’s fucking walking

  • The Voice (NBC)

    The singing competition returns after last season’s cliffhanger finale, picking right back up as Carson Daly says the second half of the winner’s name

  • Golf (ESPN)

    There will still be golf on TV

  • 9JKL (CBS)

    This new sitcom tells the unlikely story of a family that isn’t always conflict-free

  • Dad’s Show (CBS)

    Don’t go in the den when Dad’s show is on, Thursdays at 8 p.m. EST

  • A.P. Bio (ABC)

    A brand-new comedy series from producers Seth Meyers and Lorne Michaels that promises to absolutely skewer mitochondria

  • Dynasty (The CW)

    Producers have brilliantly modernized this ’80s soap by having all the characters use cell phones and say the word “internet”

  • Hart Of Dixie (Netflix)

    You could always just watch this again

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