Three Players To Watch In Week 2

Ndamukong Suh

Strength: Amazing flexibility when twisting quarterback’s head off Detroit-Area Families That Could Be Fed with Expected 2012 Fines: 14 Preferred Type of Rage: Blinding Leadership Skills: Sets an example for his teammate...

Peyton Manning

Role Among His Teammates:: Uninterested-father figure Favorite Denver Hangout: Dr. Jensen’s Chiropractors on York and Fifth Little-Known Fact: Yells his audibles in the key of G minor Goal: Walk out of locker room in Jan...
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Ray Rice

Tragic Childhoods per Attempt: 1

Little-Known Fact: Has never formally met Joe Flacco

Biggest Regret: Picked his number too quickly

Running Style: Put head down and try not to get killed

Fantasy Outlook: Very good chance the running back will go with the one about being trapped in an elevator with Scarlett Johansson, who turns out to be a she-male with a 19-inch cock

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