Small Town's UFO Scare Revealed To Be Alien Hoax (Season 1: Ep 8 on IFC)

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Small Town's UFO Scare Revealed To Be Alien Hoax (Season 1: Ep 8 on IFC)

In local news, repeated "UFO" sightings in Pennington, IL have turned out to be nothing more than a silly prank perpetrated by visitors from another world.

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