Democratic Party, devout, highly organized group of political zealots with the explicitly stated goal of seizing control of the U.S. government. Bent on total political domination of the country, the Democratic Party has vowed to let nothing stand in its way as it takes over all levels of government in every state and municipality in a ruthless effort to impose its extremist agenda on every American man, woman, and child. (See Republican Party)

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