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Heavily Armed Karl Rove Spotted At Top Of Electoral College Clock Tower
WASHINGTON—Sources confirmed this afternoon that a heavily armed Karl Rove has positioned himself atop the Electoral College clock tower and is planning to pick ...
Election FAQ
In the days leading up to the Nov. 6 General Election, the Onion political team will answer your common questions about voting. Check back daily ...
Romney Camp Retooling Campaign After Latest Setback
BOSTON—Calling it “a small bump in the road,” sources within Romney headquarters announced plans Wednesday to readjust their campaign strategy following their candidate’s ...
U.S. Inspires World With Attempt At Democratic Election
NEW YORK—Observers from around the world report that they were inspired and moved by America's most recent attempt to hold a public election ...
The Onion's Live Coverage Of Election Day 2012
With more than 10 million field reporters standing inside each and every voting booth, the Onion political team live blogged every aspect of Election Day.
'The Onion' Calls Florida, Ohio, Colorado, Pennsylvania For John Edwards
WASHINGTON—With six or more hours remaining before most polling locations close, The Onion is officially calling Florida, Ohio, Colorado, and Pennsylvania for John Edwards ...
Abolish The Electoral College?
In light of the havoc it has wreaked this presidential election, many Americans are calling for an end to the electoral college. What do you ...
Kobe Bryant Scores 25 In Holy Shit We Elected A Black President
LOS ANGELES—Lakers shooting guard Kobe Bryant had a typically solid performance from the field last night, scoring 25 points to propel his team to ...
Bob Dole Demands Preemptive Recount
CORPUS CHRISTI, TX—During a campaign swing through lower Texas Monday, Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole demanded a recount of the upcoming 1996 presidential election.
Report: Election May Come Down To Single Candidate
WASHINGTON—According to a report released Monday by the New America Foundation, the race for the presidency could potentially culminate in...
Scott Bakula Jumps Into McCain's Body Just Before Election
WASHINGTON—With Republican nominee John McCain continuing to flounder at the polls, the unknown force that orders the universe announced...
