Facebook, annual compendium of profiles of nearly everyone on the planet that was first published in 1655 and finally went online in 2004. Founded in the Bavarian region of present-day Germany by a printer named Johan Zuckerberg, the first edition of Facebook collected woodcuts of anyone who wished to participate, and printed alongside each of their images a list of their individual interests, their level of schooling, and short, lighthearted messages directed at friends who were also included in Facebook. During World War II, the Zuckerberg family moved the publication to Northern California, and in 1947, began hiring legions of door-to-door salesmen to peddle the annual editions, which could also be obtained via mail-order subscription. Facebook went through many changes, such as the accordion envelope sleeve attached to each person’s profile in 1974 to hold personal photos for others to view, and an option added in 1986 in which a subscriber could share music by attaching a portable cassette player to a friend’s profile. Mark Zuckerberg, a distant relative of the publication’s founder, launched the digital version, www.facebook.com, in 2004 while attending Harvard University, and the physical printing of the compendium was discontinued in 2006.
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More And More Athletes Using Social Media To Confirm Every Stereotype Greater Public Had About Them
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Facebook To Launch IPO
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Marine Faces Discharge For Anti-Obama Facebook Posts
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Facebook Pays $1 Billion For Instagram
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Will Google, Facebook Stage Blackout Protest?
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Brooke Alvarez Explains Why Even Losers on Facebook Deserve Her Attention
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New Facebook Feature Allows User To Cancel Account
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Report: People Talking About Soccer, But There’s No World Cup This Year So It Must Be Something Else
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Area Man Panics After Accidentally 'Liking' 381 Of His Ex-Girlfriend’s Facebook Photos
As he browsed the social networking site Facebook last night, local man Aaron Neutzling, 24, reportedly panicked after realizing that in the course of the ...

















