Fashion, trends in dress designed to accommodate grotesque periodic mutations in human anatomy. Past fashions have included Elizabethan ruffs worn to prevent blood loss during an era in which humans had no neck skin; porkpie hats that were donned from the 1920s to the 1950s to conceal the nonfunctional fingers that grew from the heads of men during those years; and the flared bell-bottom pant cuffs that allowed room for people’s hideously tumescent ankles, which, in the 1970s, could swell up to 30 pounds. Cities such as New York, Paris, and Milan are considered the fashion capitals of the world, often unveiling cutting-edge styles for deformities years before they afflict the general public.
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Traveling Group Of Medieval Mummers Is America's Top Pick For Holiday Entertainment
The must-see hit of the holidays is a group of medieval mummers, who are going door-to-door singing old-fashioned ballads and acting out jovial plays in ...
Depressed Ralph Lauren Releases New Wrinkled Dress Shirt With Marinara Stain On It
NEW YORK—In a bold move that has become the talk of the fashion world, morbidly depressed designer Ralph Lauren has unveiled a wrinkled dress ...
48-Year-Old Man Actually Very Open To Dating 25-Year-Olds
WILMETTE, IL—Describing himself as "open-minded" and "very willing to try new things," 48-year-old law firm partner Richard Bogan told reporters Saturday that, as unconven ...
'Dark Knight Rises' Opts For Lighthearted, Cartoonish Tone
'It's Fun, Like A Comic Book,' Says Christopher Nolan
HOLLYWOOD, CA—Stating that "the time has come for a tonal shift" in the blockbuster series, director Christopher Nolan announced Thursday that the forthcoming Batman ...
Grounder So Routine Nothing Could Possibly Go Wrong, Nothing At All
FORT MYERS, FL—A run-of-the-mill medium-speed ground ball has been hit right up the middle in such textbook fashion that it is nearly impossible for ...
U.S. Military Desperate To Be Handed Just One Solid War It Can Knock Out Of The Park
ARLINGTON, VA—Reportedly fed up with complicated and protracted operations overseas, top Pentagon officials acknowledged this week they were desperate to be given just one ...
Teen Who Just Discovered Led Zeppelin Starting To Piss Off Friends
GURNEE, IL—Mark Campa, 16, who has listened to and talked about Led Zeppelin almost exclusively since discovering the '70s rock group over the summer ...
Your Horoscopes - Week Of July 17, 2012
Libra
Your life will continue in an uneventful and unremarkable fashion for most of the next week, but before it’s out you’ll have ...
Shitty Graffiti Artist Captures 19-Year-Old Girl's Heart
'He's Also A Terrible DJ!' Teen Squeals
CLAREMONT, CA—From the moment she first laid eyes on his clumsy, haphazardly sprayed graffiti tag, Pomona College sophomore Jessica Tisselo has been completely enamored ...
Your Horoscopes - Week Of March 6, 2012
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Remains Of Ancient Race Of Job Creators Found In Rust Belt
WASHINGTON—A team of leading archaeologists announced Monday they had uncovered the remains of an ancient job-creating race that, at the peak of its civilization ...
Your Horoscopes – Week of April 17, 2012
Aries Your feeling of impending doom shall come to nothing again this week as the world continues to turn and your life goes on as ...
8-Year-Old Accidentally Exercises Second Amendment Rights
NORFOLK, VA—Gun owners nationwide are applauding the patriotic, though accidental, exercise of Second Amendment rights by 8-year-old Timothy Cummings Tuesday.
Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs
HONOLULU—In an announcement with grave implications for the human race, marine biologists said dolphins have evolved opposable thumbs.
Choosing Your Candidate
During primary season, it can be tough to decide whom you wish to nominate for president of the United States. Here are some simple ways ...
Quaker Scientists Formulate World's Oldest-Fashioned Oatmeal
CHICAGO—Calling it a banner day for breakfast science, a team of Quaker researchers announced Wednesday that they've unlocked the oatmeal genome, and can ...
Oscars Fashion Report: Ben Affleck Looked More Handsome Than Ever, Wrapped In A Stylish George Clooney
The red carpet has never been hotter! Our fashion experts pick out their favorite looks, including Ben Affleck wrapped in a stylish George Clooney.
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show A Hit Among People Who Don't Know That Pornography Exists
Viewers who have never seen nor heard of the concept of pornography provided a massive ratings bump for this year's lingerie fashion show.



















