Homosexuality, sexual attraction between politically conservative or evangelical white males. Homosexuality is characterized by wearing navy blue or gray suits with red ties, frequent church attendance, and public denunciation of other homosexuals. Many homosexuals occupy positions of authority and can be found working as Republican school board members, Republican activists, Christian men’s group leaders, and Republican legislators. Prominent homosexuals include Roy Ashburn, former California state senator and antigay activist; Larry Craig, former U.S. senator from Idaho and antigay activist; Ted Haggard, evangelical pastor and antigay activist; and George Alan Rekers, minister and antigay activist.
Articles under "Homosexuality"
Chick-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich
'Queer-Hatin' Cordon Bleu' Goes On Sale Wednesday
ATLANTA—As part of its recent efforts to publicly align itself with fundamentalist Christian values, the Chick-fil-A restaurant chain announced today the debut of its ...
Jack Nicholson, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, And Daniel Day-Lewis Come Out As Gay
Also Bruce Springsteen, Beyoncé, Brian Williams, Meryl Streep, And LeBron James
LOS ANGELES, NEW YORK, LONDON, PARIS, CHICAGO, BOSTON, MIAMI, ELSEWHERE—Responding to Anderson Cooper, Frank Ocean, Emma Stone, Kelsey Grammer, Zooey Deschanel, and Jimmy Kimmel ...
How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son
Expert stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's obvious homosexuality.
Best Part Of Gay 12-Year-Old’s Day Half Hour Spent Eating Lunch Alone On Staircase
SAGINAW, MI—According to Franklin Middle School seventh-grader and closeted homosexual Ben McElroy, the highlight of his day is the 30 minutes between third and ...
Santorum Now Viciously Condemning Homosexuals, Minorities, Women For $100,000 Speaking Fee
A 5-year-old announces that the circle is no longer her favorite shape, former Kentucky Derby winner Big Brown makes his comeback to horse racing as ...
Obama Blasts Obama's Evasive Stance On Gay Marriage
'The President Needs To Come Clean On His Views,' Obama Says
WASHINGTON—President Barack Obama lashed out at President Barack Obama's seemingly evasive stance on gay marriage Tuesday, calling the head-of-state's cagey position on ...
God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule
NEW YORK—Responding to recent events on Earth, God, the omniscient creator-deity worshipped by billions of followers of various faiths for more than 6,000 ...
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
Gen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their lives at risk by allowing them in the military.
Gay-Pride Parade Sets Mainstream Acceptance Of Gays Back 50 Years
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA–The mainstream acceptance of gays and lesbians, a hard-won civil-rights victory gained through decades of struggle against prejudice and discrimination, was set ...
First-Ever Gay 'Dear John' Letters Begin Reaching U.S. Troops Overseas
BAGRAM, AFGHANISTAN—Hailed as a monumental step toward equality by gay rights activists, hundreds of Dear John letters reportedly began reaching newly outed troops overseas ...
Conservatives Warn Quick Sex Change Only Barrier Between Gays, Marriage
Rep. Iscoe warns gays will give penises to lesbians who will give them vaginas so that homosexuals can marry and continue their attack on the ...
New Decoy Website Launched To Lure Away All Moronic Internet Commenters
SAN JOSE, CA—With funding from dozens of news outlets and media companies, the groundbreaking Outkube.com launched this week, providing an online destination where ...
Desire To Ejaculate Motivates Local Christian To Wed
PADUCAH, KY—Throughout his life, 22-year-old Matthew Leske has been a devout Christian, attending services three times a week at Holy Christ Almighty Lutheran Church ...
Your Horoscopes - Week Of July 10, 2012
Aries While it's true you'll never really understand, accept, or tolerate homosexuality, it's admirable that it hasn't stopped you from having ...
'98 Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal
SAN FRANCISCOSpokespersons for the National Gay & Lesbian Recruitment Task Force announced Monday that more than 288,000 straights have been converted to homosexuality since ...
Thomas The Tank Engine A Little Uneasy With His Broad Autistic Following
ISLAND OF SODOR—Thomas the Tank Engine told reporters Tuesday that while he's glad trains are a source of fascination and joy for so ...





















