Islam, monotheistic religion that is the second largest and fastest growing in the world, so, basically, yeah, we really need to come to terms with this thing. One of the three major Abrahamic religions along with Judaism and Christianity, Islam has approximately 1.6 billion adherents globally and 2.5 million in the United States alone, numbers that suggest it’s about time the rest of the world get its act together and familiarize itself somewhat with a couple of the faith’s basic tenets and maybe even a holiday or two besides Ramadan—which we don’t really know anything about anyway—because whatever the West may think about Islam, the religion is not going anywhere anytime soon. Islam is based on the teachings of the Prophet Muhammad as revealed in its holy book, the Quran, a text it might be helpful to peruse from time to time since it is taken very, very seriously by a quarter of the people on the planet Earth, many of whom live in places of vital geopolitical importance such as Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Palestine, Somalia, Turkey, and Pakistan—which, by the way, has nuclear weapons. Practitioners of Islam are known as Muslims and belong either to the Sunni or Shia branch of the faith, terms we’d better get real intimate with real quick because the distinction is often a matter of life or death to Muslims, who, incidentally, will almost certainly overtake Christians as the largest religious community in the world within a few decades.
Articles under "Islam"
God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule
NEW YORK—Responding to recent events on Earth, God, the omniscient creator-deity worshipped by billions of followers of various faiths for more than 6,000 ...
Ahmadinejad Kind Of Getting Back Into Old R.E.M. Again
TEHRAN—Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told reporters Thursday he was kind of getting back into old R.E.M.
Court Overturns Oklahoma Sharia Law Ban
The 10th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled it was discriminatory for Oklahoma to single out Sharia in its ban of religious law and stated there ...
Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell
JAHANNEM, OUTER DARKNESS—The hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon expressed confusion and surprise Monday to ...
Islamic Extremist Gives Up On Radicalizing Dim-Witted Friend
PHILADELPHIA—After months of attempting to indoctrinate his friend with the militant ideology of Islamic fundamentalism, local man Khalid Sayed, an Islamic extremist actively working ...
U.S. Vows To Defeat Whoever It Is We're At War With
WASHINGTON, DC—In a televised address to the American people Tuesday, a determined President Bush vowed that the U.S. would defeat "whoever exactly it ...
Obama: No Option Off The Table Except Snatching Iran's Leaders With Hook Lowered From Plane And Flying Them To Washington
WASHINGTON—A resolute President Obama warned Tuesday that if Iran remained unwilling to halt its nuclear program, the United States would consider any and all ...
Christ Converts To Islam
JERUSALEM—Jesus announced that Allah has revealed Himself to Him through the holy words of the Quran.
Iraqi Cop Moonlighting As Terrorist Just To Make Ends Meet
BAGHDAD—Sulieman Hassim, an Iraqi policeman, has taken on a second job as a terrorist in order to stay afloat financially.
Al-Jazeera Introduces 'Lighter Side Of The News' Segment
DOHA, QATAR—Intending to "turn current-events coverage on its head," Al-Jazeera debuted its off-center odd-news segment Monday.
Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy: 'We'll Go Through Iran'
WASHINGTON, DC—Almost a year after the cessation of major combat and a month after the nation's first free democratic elections, President Bush unveiled ...
Woman In Burqa Condemns Woman In Chador
GHAZNI, AFGHANISTAN—Outraged by the recent loosening of dress codes in her country, burqa wearer Uliya Salah condemned fellow Afghani Raheela Asaad Monday for appearing ...
Hamas Calls For 'Giant Summit' With All Israelis
RAMALLAH, WEST BANK—Hamas leaders invited "all living Israelis" to a comprehensive summit in an effort to end conflict in the Middle East once and ...
SPONSORED: The Taliban Is A Vibrant And Thriving Political Movement
KABUL—2012 proved to be just another in a succession of landmark years for the Taliban, as the influential Islamic fundamentalist organization continued its awe-inspiring ...
Internet Comes Up With 8.5 Million Leads On Potential Boston Bombing Suspect
WASHINGTON—In the wake of Monday’s terrorist bombing at the Boston Marathon, sources reported today the internet had come up with approximately 8.5 ...
Osama Bin Laden Foundation Awards Fellowships To 20 Promising Young Terrorists
ABBOTTABAD, PAKISTAN—Representatives of the Osama bin Laden Foundation announced Tuesday the winners of the 2013 Mohamed Atta Fellowship, an annually awarded scholarship and stipend ...
Nick Jr. Suspends Production On 'The Almighty Muhammad's Porkalicious Toon Jihad'
LOS ANGELES—Responding to the ongoing protests from millions of Muslims over the depictions of the Prophet Muhammad, American television channel Nick Jr.
FBI Receives Credible Information About Terrorist Attack On Sept. 11, 2001
WASHINGTON—Speaking at an impromptu press conference early this morning, FBI officials revealed the discovery of new information regarding a possible terrorist attack within the ...
FBI: Muslim Groups In U.S. May Be Developing Nuclear Families
WASHINGTON, DC—According to an FBI report released Monday, "reliable and substantive evidence" exists indicating that Muslims residing in the U.S. are involved in ...
Privileged Children Of Millionaires Square Off On World Stage
WASHINGTON, DC—After nearly two weeks of heavy, sustained air strikes, President Bush made final preparations Monday for a full-scale U.S. ground assault against ...






















