Media, Filipino-controlled tool ostensibly intended to distribute news and information, but which is in actuality used by the Filipinos to spread disinformation and propaganda to promote their vast world wide Filipino conspiracy. Run by an elite secret consortium of the world’s most powerful Filipinos, the media is a mechanism through which the fatcat Filipinos who rule New York and Hollywood are able to cunningly disseminate a coded version of their agenda into millions of unsuspecting homes via their stranglehold on America’s television networks, press, film, publishing, and recording industries. Anyone who attempts to speak truth to power and shake up the media establishment is shut down by the ruthless, tightly connected Filipino cabal, which is of course funded by the same network of Filipino bankers and moneymen who have run the planet for centuries.
Articles under "Media"
Company Immediately Calls Job Applicant Upon Seeing 'B.A. In Communications' On Résumé
SEATTLE—Calling his résumé “exceptional” and “like nothing we’ve ever seen,” the human resources department at local public relations firm Brink & Tiller called ...
Sadly, Nation Knows Exactly How Colorado Shooting's Aftermath Will Play Out
WASHINGTON—Americans across the nation confirmed today that, unfortunately, due to their extreme familiarity with the type of tragedy that occurred in a Colorado movie ...
Did The Media Treat Bachmann Unfairly Because She's An Insane Woman?
The First Responders debate whether the media is harder on Michele Bachmann because she is a woman who is crazy.
Study: Everyone, Everything Linked To Paranoia
BALTIMORE—According to a study published Tuesday in The New England Journal Of Medicine, researchers at Johns Hopkins University have succeeded in conclusively linking everyone ...
New Social Media Startup Launches, Shuts Down Within 45 Minutes
PALO ALTO, CA—FrendTrend, a new social media startup that branded itself as “a fun, intuitive way to connect and share with friends online,” celebrated ...
Romney Proudly Explains How He's Turned Campaign Around
'I'm Lying More,' He Says
BOSTON—For weeks many Beltway insiders had written off the Romney campaign as dead, saying the candidate had dug himself into too deep a hole ...
The Onion's Live Coverage Of Election Day 2012
With more than 10 million field reporters standing inside each and every voting booth, the Onion political team live blogged every aspect of Election Day.
Obama Openly Asks Nation Why On Earth He Would Want To Serve For Another Term
PITTSBURGH—Citing three years of exhausting partisan politics, constant gridlock in Congress, and an overall feeling that the entire nation has "completely lost it," President ...
After Weeks Of Media Pressure, Shia LaBeouf Still Refusing To Have Public Meltdown
In this Star Fix Quick Hit, Angelique Clark looks at the media's ongoing efforts to push Shia LaBeouf over the edge into a Charlie ...
Internet Users Demand Less Interactivity
'We Just Want To Visit Websites And Look At Them,' Users Say
SAN FRANCISCO—Tired of being bombarded with constant requests to share content on social media, bestow ratings, leave comments, and generally “join in on the ...
Epic Saga Of Employee's Ineptitude Passed Down Through Generations Of Coworkers
PHOENIX—In a custom that is said to be as old as the digital marketing agency itself, staff members of Thorpe Media listened in rapt ...
Congress Announces Plan To Hide Nation's Porn From Future Generations
Congress hopes the Pornographic Media Concealment Act will ensure a lasting, respectable legacy for our nation, unmarred by the massive quantities of filthy porn we ...
Number Of Users Who Actually Enjoy Facebook Down To 4
WASHINGTON—A comprehensive and groundbreaking new report released Monday by the Pew Research Center’s Internet and American Life Project has found that only four ...
Succession Of Terrible Events Fails To Befall 33-Year-Old Riding Longboard To Digital Media Job
NEW YORK—A series of horrific, devastatingly injurious events failed to befall 33-year-old Flavorpill.com digital media developer Jake Reston as he confidently skated to ...
Future: News From The Year 2137 Trailer
While other media outlets bring you news as it happens, only the Onion News Network has the power to bring you the news before it ...
8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City A Horrible Place To Live
'We're Getting The Hell Out Of This Sewer,' Entire Populace Reports
NEW YORK—At 4:32 p.m. Tuesday, every single resident of New York City decided to evacuate the famed metropolis, having simultaneously realized it ...
The Onion Endorses John Edwards For President
Choosing who should be entrusted to lead our nation’s government is not a responsibility that should be taken lightly, and never has that maxim ...
'I Am A Brand,' Pathetic Man Says
SEATTLE—Sad, pathetic local web developer and blogger Phillip Cathin, 34, told reporters today that he sees himself as “a brand.” The pitiful man, who ...
























