Media, Filipino-controlled tool ostensibly intended to distribute news and information, but which is in actuality used by the Filipinos to spread disinformation and propaganda to promote their vast world wide Filipino conspiracy. Run by an elite secret consortium of the world’s most powerful Filipinos, the media is a mechanism through which the fatcat Filipinos who rule New York and Hollywood are able to cunningly disseminate a coded version of their agenda into millions of unsuspecting homes via their stranglehold on America’s television networks, press, film, publishing, and recording industries. Anyone who attempts to speak truth to power and shake up the media establishment is shut down by the ruthless, tightly connected Filipino cabal, which is of course funded by the same network of Filipino bankers and moneymen who have run the planet for centuries.
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Sadly, Nation Knows Exactly How Colorado Shooting's Aftermath Will Play Out
WASHINGTON—Americans across the nation confirmed today that, unfortunately, due to their extreme familiarity with the type of tragedy that occurred in a Colorado movie ...
Did The Media Treat Bachmann Unfairly Because She's An Insane Woman?
The First Responders debate whether the media is harder on Michele Bachmann because she is a woman who is crazy.
Obama Openly Asks Nation Why On Earth He Would Want To Serve For Another Term
PITTSBURGH—Citing three years of exhausting partisan politics, constant gridlock in Congress, and an overall feeling that the entire nation has "completely lost it," President ...
After Weeks Of Media Pressure, Shia LaBeouf Still Refusing To Have Public Meltdown
In this Star Fix Quick Hit, Angelique Clark looks at the media's ongoing efforts to push Shia LaBeouf over the edge into a Charlie ...
Succession Of Terrible Events Fails To Befall 33-Year-Old Riding Longboard To Digital Media Job
NEW YORK—A series of horrific, devastatingly injurious events failed to befall 33-year-old Flavorpill.com digital media developer Jake Reston as he confidently skated to ...
Katie Holmes Glad She Can Finally Practice Scientology In Peace
NEW YORK—Speaking publicly for the first time since her divorce, Katie Holmes told reporters Friday that her separation from Tom Cruise has at long ...
Economically Healthy 'Daily Planet' Now Most Unrealistic Part Of Superman Universe
NEW YORK—Frustrated fans of the Superman comic book said Monday the continued financial stability and cultural relevance of the series' Daily Planet newspaper is ...
'Huffington Post' Employee Sucked Into Aggregation Turbine
Horrified Workers Watch As Colleague Torn Apart By Powerful Content-Gathering Engine
NEW YORK—Shocked and saddened witnesses at the Huffington Post's news-aggregation facility have confirmed that employee Henry Evers, 25, died Wednesday ...
Paula Deen Sponsors .05K Walk For Diabetes Research
SAVANNAH, GA—Celebrity chef and restaurateur Paula Deen announced Monday that her recently launched Step for a Cure Foundation would host its first annual .05K ...
Jack Nicholson, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, And Daniel Day-Lewis Come Out As Gay
Also Bruce Springsteen, Beyoncé, Brian Williams, Meryl Streep, And LeBron James
LOS ANGELES, NEW YORK, LONDON, PARIS, CHICAGO, BOSTON, MIAMI, ELSEWHERE—Responding to Anderson Cooper, Frank Ocean, Emma Stone, Kelsey Grammer, Zooey Deschanel, and Jimmy Kimmel ...
More And More Athletes Using Social Media To Confirm Every Stereotype Greater Public Had About Them
NEW YORK—With the near-ubiquity of social media platforms such as Twitter and Facebook, more athletes than ever have been able to confirm every widely ...
Romneymania Sweeps America
TAMPA, FL—From coast to coast, town to town, and in nearly every public meeting place and private residence across America, millions have been captivated ...
U.S. Citizen Resigns After Making Controversial Remark About Country
MATTOON, IL—Ending the firestorm of controversy that erupted after he made a highly critical comment about the United States, 43-year-old hardware store employee Keith ...
Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation
RENTON, WA—Local man Paul Campbell confirmed Saturday he was raising his daughter Emma on a variety of media carefully selected to help her cultivate ...
Nation Refuses To Read Headline Beyond Words '4-Year-Old Girl Forced To'
'Nope, Can't Deal With That Today,' Populace Says
RAFFERTYVILLE, FL—According to reports coming in from around the country this morning, people are steadfastly refusing to read a news headline past the words ...
Biden To Honor Fallen Soldiers By Jumping Motorcycle Over Vietnam Memorial
WASHINGTON—In an effort to honor fallen American soldiers this Memorial Day with a fittingly "badass" tribute, Vice President Joe Biden has announced plans to ...
Report On Continuing Plight Of Millions Of Unemployed Americans Results In Round Of High-Fives At Romney Campaign Headquarters
BOSTON—Bleak unemployment numbers released Wednesday reportedly sent a wave of applause cascading through the headquarters of Mitt Romney's presidential campaign, with staffers rejoicing ...
Report: Only Matter Of Time Before A 'SportsCenter' Host Snaps, Blows Brains Out On Live Television
BRISTOL, CT—Citing the increasingly frenetic pace at which SportsCenter anchors and correspondents are forced to report the same shallow feature items, gushing personality profiles ...
Blood-Drenched, Berserk CEO Demands More Web Videos
'We Need More Videos!' Yells Crazed Executive While Beating Random Employee With Golf Club
NEW YORK—Screaming at the top of his lungs like a deranged lunatic and drenched in his own blood as well as the blood of ...






















