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Depressed Ralph Lauren Releases New Wrinkled Dress Shirt With Marinara Stain On It
NEW YORK—In a bold move that has become the talk of the fashion world, morbidly depressed designer Ralph Lauren has unveiled a wrinkled dress ...
Report: 2012 Election Likely To Be Decided By 4 Or 5 Key Swing Corporations
WASHINGTON—With polls this week showing the race between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney tightening even further, a growing number of political experts have declared ...
Obama Presides Over Secret 'Kill List'
According to The New York Times, President Obama approves every name added to a classified “kill list” of terrorists and has made himself the final ...
Poll Finds Americans Would Be Open To Third Type Of Screwdriver Head
WASHINGTON—A CBS/New York Times poll released Tuesday revealed that while an overwhelming majority of Americans are "more than happy" with the two screwdriver ...
Obama Publishes Tell-All Book About America
WASHINGTON—In what is being advertised as a bombshell cultural event certain to spark a storm of controversy nationwide, publisher HarperCollins has released this week ...
Local Jew Feels Left Out Of Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy
SOUTHFIELD, MI—It is an hour past sunset on a brisk Thursday night, and, like their brethren around the globe, the Jews of this affluent ...
Sponsored Content Pretty Fucking Awesome
Media consumers across the United States are reporting this week that sponsored content—articles and videos paid for by advertisers and distributed by print and ...
Stephen Jay Gould Speaks Out Against Science Paparazzi
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Paleontologist and author Stephen Jay Gould spoke out against the increasingly aggressive tactics of the paparazzi Tuesday, railing against "the reckless throngs of ...
Media Manipulations, Falsehoods, And The Greater Truth
Recently, the most downloaded episode of This American Life—featuring Mike Daisey's monologue The Agony And The Ecstasy Of Steve Jobs—and a viral ...
Felons Have Increasing Access To Guns
According to a study from The New York Times, the loosening of state laws across the country has made it much easier for convicted felons ...
Study: Fame May Shorten Lifespan
An analysis of obituaries appearing in The New York Times between 2009 and 2011 found that people who were classified as “famous”—such as sports ...
Nation Afraid To Admit 9-Year-Old Disabled Poet Really Bad
LYNDONVILLE, VT—Afflicted from birth with a rare degenerative disease, wheelchair-bound Luke Petrowski has confronted his illness by penning heartfelt verse that touches on elements ...
A-Rod Warns Accusers It'll Be Their Word Against His
'Who Do You Think They’re Going To Believe?' Says Rodriguez
NEW YORK—Following recent reports linking him to a Miami-based clinic supplying performance-enhancing drugs, Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez reportedly warned accusers Tuesday that if ...
Yankees Ensure 2003 Pennant By Signing Every Player In Baseball
NEW YORK—With a week to go before pitchers and catchers report for spring training, the New York Yankees shored up their pitching, hitting, and ...
Ghost Of Anne Frank: 'Quit Reading My Diary'
Shocked to learn that the diary containing her most intimate thoughts and feelings has been read by millions of people worldwide, the ghost of Anne ...
Nation's Educators Alarmed By Poorly Written Teen Suicide Notes
WASHINGTON, DC—The NEA called on parents and teachers to address the problem of low-quality suicide notes among U.S. teens.
Oprah Viewers Patiently Awaiting Instructions
CHICAGO—Approximately 60 million viewers are on standby, stationed in front of their TVs, awaiting further instruction from their leader.
Couple's Divorce Stuns Tight-Knit Community Of Manhattan
MANHATTAN, NY—Nestled in the southeast corner of New York State, Manhattan is an old-fashioned sort of community, the kind of place where people still ...
Sports Media Asks Molestation Victims What This Means For Joe Paterno's Legacy
STATE COLLEGE, PA—After former Penn State defensive coach Jerry Sandusky was charged Saturday with multiple counts of involuntary deviate sexual intercourse, corruption of minors ...




















