Philosophy, academic and intellectual discipline devoted to the critical study of how life is like one big roller coaster ride. Developed over hundreds of years in both Western and Eastern cultures, philosophy examines fundamental issues of existence, reason, and human nature in order to affirm the importance of stopping to smell the roses once in a while, because life is short, so one should follow one’s heart and dance like nobody’s watching. Philosophy can be separated into different branches of study, including epistemology, political philosophy, just taking it one day at a time, and metaphysics, all of which communicate the central truth that, hey, it is what it is, so just hang in there and remember that whatever doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger. While philosophy is broadly defined depending on the era and culture in which it was conceived, most philosophical schools of thought agree that you win some, you lose some.
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Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up
HANOVER, NH—Darrin Floen is unfamiliar with John Stuart Mill's theory of cramming it for a change.
Knicks Doctors Continue Carefully Reinjuring Carmelo Anthony's Groin
NEW YORK—As the Jeremy Lin phenomenon continues to lift hopes and spirits among the Knicks faithful and basketball fans nationwide, team doctors are doing ...
NRA Sets 1,000 Killed In School Shooting As Amount It Would Take For Them To Reconsider Much Of Anything
'Yeah, Something Like 1,000 Dead Kids,' Reports Spokesperson
FAIRFAX, VA—National Rifle Association Executive Vice President and CEO Wayne LaPierre said Monday that somewhere around 1,000 kids would have to die in ...
New Decoy Website Launched To Lure Away All Moronic Internet Commenters
SAN JOSE, CA—With funding from dozens of news outlets and media companies, the groundbreaking Outkube.com launched this week, providing an online destination where ...
Your Horoscopes - Week Of March 13, 2012
Aries Not only will romance, adventure, and thrills refuse to come to you, they will also refuse to come to theaters near you.
Taurus Everyone ...
Report: It All Some Kind Of Sick Joke
PRINCETON, NJ—According to a new report published this week, researchers at Princeton University and the Institute for Advanced Study have definitively concluded that it ...
God Finally Gives Shout-Out Back To All His Niggaz
SOUTH BRONX, NY—The Lord Almighty announced He has mad love for every nigga who has given Him props throughout the years.
Proud Boston Market CEO Announces Food Hasn't Been This Gross In Years
GOLDEN, CO—Visibly beaming with pride, Boston Market CEO George Michel told reporters Thursday that the food at his restaurant chain “has rarely, if ever ...
Your Horoscopes - Week of September 20, 2011
Aries: Unfortunately for your personal philosophy, it turns out the free market has yet to come up with a truly effective way to just go ...
Bucs To Talk With Marty Schottenheimer About How Lousy He Would Be
TAMPA BAY, FL—The search for a new Buccaneers head coach has continued in Tampa Bay, where last week team management flew in Marty Schottenheimer ...
Corporation's New Logo Changes Everything
INDIANAPOLIS—Responding swiftly to a 60 Minutes piece exposing its longtime use of child labor in Malaysian sweatshops, Fortune 500 consumer-goods manufacturer United Home Products ...
"Phyllisophically Speaking"
The debut of the new column "Phyllisophically Speaking" did not any contain philosophy, nor was it penned by someone named Phyllis.
Newly Out Gay Man Overdoing It
PENSACOLA, FL—Calling his flamboyant air and effeminate mannerisms "a bit forced," friends of recently out-of-the-closet homosexual Mark Glynn, 23, say he's overdoing it.
In Theory
Showtime 10 p.m. EST/9 p.m. CST Adventurous philosophy professor Jane Theory is a sexual dynamo whose intellectual musings during intercourse help her ...
RomneyLabs Concocts 'Doomsday Zinger' Capable Of Swinging Any Debate, However Lopsided
BELMONT, MA—In preparation for tonight’s third and final presidential debate, the microbiologists, chemists, and physicists employed at RomneyLabs confirmed Monday that they had ...
Rumsfeld Hosts No-Holds-Barred Martial Arts Tournament At Remote Island Fortress
FANG ISLAND—U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has opened his fortified island headquarters to participants in his second no-holds-barred martial arts tournament, the ...
Vatican Rescinds 'Blessed' Status Of World's Meek
VATICAN CITY—In a historic reversal of its nearly 2,000-year-old pro-meek stance, the Catholic Church announced Tuesday that it is permanently rescinding the traditional ...



















