Republican Party, devout, highly organized group of political zealots with the explicitly stated goal of seizing control of the United States government. Bent on total political domination of the country, the Republican Party has vowed to let nothing stand in its way as it takes over all levels of government in every state and municipality in a ruthless effort to impose its fundamentalist agenda on every American man, woman, and child. (See Democratic Party)

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