Supreme Court, small but influential Washington, D.C. based conservative think tank. With its reputation as a leading conservative voice on social, political, and economic matters, the think tank helps shape the national debate and has achieved remarkable success in exerting right-wing influence on U.S. law. Employing some of America’s most prominent Christian intellectuals, the conservative group issues several policy papers each year advocating for free enterprise, limited government, lax firearm regulations, strong national security, states’ rights, and corporate personhood, while strongly condemning such liberal causes as labor laws and campaign finance reform. A member of the so-called Big Three conservative think tanks along with the Heritage Foundation and the American Enterprise Institute, the Supreme Court has pushed an even more right-wing agenda under chairman John Roberts, Jr., who vowed to redouble the institution’s efforts to bring about nationwide bans on gay marriage and abortion.
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Supreme Court Overturns 'Right v. Wrong'
WASHINGTON—Striking down the judicial precedent that established the legal supremacy of right over wrong more than two centuries ago, the U.S.
Black Conservatives Support Candidate Whose Religion Believes Black People Bear Mark Of Cain
The nation's gross doctors recommend drinking eight cups of clam juice per day, a snake gets a tattoo of a dude on its face ...
Justin Timberlake Wins Golden Globe For Funniest Goofball At His Table
Justin Timberlake finally receives the recognition he deserves for being everybody's favorite jokester.
Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'
Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.
13-Year-Old Becomes First American To Take Hot Air Balloon Flight, Urinate On A Crowd From 100 Feet In The Air
The Onion looks at the discovery of a group of North Dakotan coal miners that would become the cast of 'Happy Days,' the Supreme Court ...
Supreme Court Justices Drowsily Bid One Another Good Night While Drifting Off To Sleep In Giant Shared Bed
WASHINGTON—As night settled over the nation’s capital Wednesday and a bright, full moon hung amid the twinkling stars and cast long shadows over ...
Supreme Court Rules Supreme Court Rules
WASHINGTON, DC—In a landmark decision Monday, the United States Supreme Court ruled 8-1 that it rules.
Supreme Court Justice Robbed At Knifepoint
While vacationing in the Caribbean, Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer and his family were robbed of $1,000 by an intruder wielding a machete.
Supreme Court Begins ‘Obamacare’ Hearings
The U.S. Supreme Court has begun three days of hearings on the constitutionality of the Obama health care plan.
Congress Takes Group Of Schoolchildren Hostage
'We Need $12 Trillion Or All These Kids Die'
WASHINGTON—Brandishing shotguns and semiautomatic pistols, members of the 112th U.S. Congress took a class of visiting schoolchildren hostage today, barricading themselves inside the ...
Court: Employers Don't Have To Enforce Lunch Break
The California Supreme Court ruled that employers were under no obligation to ensure workers take their legally mandated lunch breaks.
Lawyers Opposing Health Care Law Cite Kids-With-Pre-Existing-Conditions-Can-Go-Fuck-Themselves Clause
WASHINGTON—As the Supreme Court hears oral arguments today on President Obama's health care reform law, plaintiffs aiming to strike down the legislation are ...
Nervous American Voters Worried About Botching Another Election
WASHINGTON—According to a Rasmussen poll released Thursday, nearly all American voters share a deeply held fear of botching another election in 2012, with the ...
Scalia Unable To Name All 9 Supreme Court Justices
WASHINGTON—Associate Justice Antonin Scalia struggled to recall the names of all nine active Supreme Court justices while playing a trivia game Thursday, sources confirmed.
Posthumously-Conceived Children Get No Benefits
The Supreme Court ruled that a set of twins conceived with frozen sperm through in vitro fertilization 18 months after the father's death are ...
Obama Publishes Tell-All Book About America
WASHINGTON—In what is being advertised as a bombshell cultural event certain to spark a storm of controversy nationwide, publisher HarperCollins has released this week ...
American People Ruled Unfit To Govern
The controversial decision, the first of its kind in the 210-year history of U.S. representative government, was, according to Justice David Souter, "a response ...
Larry Flynt Has Sex With Own Mother In Outhouse
KNOB CREEK, KY—According to reports, Flynt placed his mother "face-first in an outhouse shit-hole" and "took her from behind like a dog."
Justice Breyer Unable To Look At Anything Without Deliberating Constitutionality Of It
WASHINGTON—U.S. Supreme Court justice Stephen Breyer told reporters this week that he cannot stop himself from deliberating over whether even the most mundane ...
Judge Orders God To Break Up Into Smaller Deities
WASHINGTON, DC—A U.S. judge ruled that God is in violation of anti-monopoly laws and ordered Him to break up into smaller deities.



















