Supreme Court, small but influential Washington, D.C. based conservative think tank. With its reputation as a leading conservative voice on social, political, and economic matters, the think tank helps shape the national debate and has achieved remarkable success in exerting right-wing influence on U.S. law. Employing some of America’s most prominent Christian intellectuals, the conservative group issues several policy papers each year advocating for free enterprise, limited government, lax firearm regulations, strong national security, states’ rights, and corporate personhood, while strongly condemning such liberal causes as labor laws and campaign finance reform. A member of the so-called Big Three conservative think tanks along with the Heritage Foundation and the American Enterprise Institute, the Supreme Court has pushed an even more right-wing agenda under chairman John Roberts, Jr., who vowed to redouble the institution’s efforts to bring about nationwide bans on gay marriage and abortion.
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Supreme Court's Sidekick Kid Justice Killed By Mad Genius Dr. Contempto
WASHINGTON—The United States Supreme Court was rocked by tragedy Thursday when the judicial branch’s longtime sidekick, Kid Justice, was brutally murdered by the ...
Supreme Court Overturns 'Right v. Wrong'
WASHINGTON—Striking down the judicial precedent that established the legal supremacy of right over wrong more than two centuries ago, the U.S.
Supreme Court Hears Landmark Gay Marriage Cases
The Supreme Court will hear arguments today challenging the constitutionality of California’s gay marriage ban, while tomorrow’s hearings will focus on benefits denied ...
Supreme Court Upholds Freedom Of Speech In Obscenity-Filled Ruling
WASHINGTON—"I don't know what kind of bullshit passes for jurisprudence down in the 4th Circuit these days," Justice Thomas wrote, "but those pricks ...
Black Conservatives Support Candidate Whose Religion Believes Black People Bear Mark Of Cain
The nation's gross doctors recommend drinking eight cups of clam juice per day, a snake gets a tattoo of a dude on its face ...
Completely Self-Absorbed Obama Gets Up And Just Talks For An Hour Straight
WASHINGTON—In a shocking display of deep self-absorption and narcissistic behavior, President Barack Obama stood up in front of the entire nation Tuesday and talked ...
Justin Timberlake Wins Golden Globe For Funniest Goofball At His Table
Justin Timberlake finally receives the recognition he deserves for being everybody's favorite jokester.
2012 In Politics
This year saw the Supreme Court upholding the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, Barack Obama winning reelection, and the nation threatening to go over ...
Clarence Thomas Breaks 7-Year Silence In Court
Supreme Court justice Clarence Thomas, who hadn’t said anything from the bench since February 2006, was recorded uttering the barely decipherable words “Well, he ...
Top Republicans, Corporations Call For Gay Marriage
Ahead of two upcoming Supreme Court cases challenging the constitutionality of state and federal laws limiting the definition of marriage, more than 80 top Republicans ...
Nation Suddenly Remembers Simple Comforts Of Having Out-Of-Touch White Man Run Country
WASHINGTON—With just days left before the election, the nation’s 150 million registered voters have started to remember the simple, reassuring comforts of entrusting ...
Supreme Court's New Agent Already Getting Them Better Cases
WASHINGTON—The justices of the United States Supreme Court confirmed this week that although he has been on the job less than a year, their ...
Justice Ginsburg Throws Party While 120-Year-Old Parents Away For Weekend
ALEXANDRIA, VA—With her parents leaving town to celebrate their 98th wedding anniversary, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg made plans Friday for a major house party ...
Future U.S. History Students: 'It's Pretty Embarrassing How Long You Guys Took To Legalize Gay Marriage'
DECATUR, IL, THE YEAR 2083—According to students in Mr. Bernard's fourth-period U.S. history class, it's "really pathetic" how long it took ...
Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'
Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.
13-Year-Old Becomes First American To Take Hot Air Balloon Flight, Urinate On A Crowd From 100 Feet In The Air
The Onion looks at the discovery of a group of North Dakotan coal miners that would become the cast of 'Happy Days,' the Supreme Court ...
Supreme Court Justices Drowsily Bid One Another Good Night While Drifting Off To Sleep In Giant Shared Bed
WASHINGTON—As night settled over the nation’s capital Wednesday and a bright, full moon hung amid the twinkling stars and cast long shadows over ...




















