Taxation, system by which slimy IRS stooges reach right into your wallet with their grubby little fingers and rob you blind for the purpose of maintaining a safe, functioning society. The government sons of bitches, who are always looking for new ways to take what rightfully belongs to you, steal your hard-earned money in broad daylight just so they can provide you and other members of society with health care and maintain streets for you to drive on. On occasion, the filthy snakes promise to lower the rate of taxation, but unfortunately, we live in a world where greedy bureaucratic bandits are allowed to take the shirt clean off your fucking back to protect the country from foreign enemies and keep your kid’s school open.

From The Onion Book Of Known Knowledge