Voodoo, religion in which people are sometimes turned into zombies, but which results in very few—if any—rapes of little boys by sweaty middle-aged men. So pick your poison, you know?
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Margaret Jones and Todd Jacobson
Margaret Jones and Todd Jacobson said their vows in front of friends and family at a large outdoor ceremony in Jefferson Park, and then again ...
Your Horoscopes - Week Of May 4, 2010
Aries It is said that the eyes are the windows to one's soul, which helps explain why so many damn birds keep flying into ...
The Swing Revival
From Gap commercials to the film Swingers to bands like Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, swing music is suddenly all the rage again. Why are so ...
Oakland Teacher Mistakenly Teaches 'Economics'
OAKLAND, CA—In an effort to abide by the Oakland Public Schools' new "ebonics" instruction regulations, one area teacher mistakenly began teaching the subject of ...
Horoscope for the week of July 19, 2000
Perhaps next time someone asks you if you'd like a knuckle sandwich, you should simply answer, "No, thank you."
