Yoga, Hindu discipline and system of exercises that makes people feel much healthier and happier, and thus a practice that must be mercilessly ridiculed by one and all.
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48-Year-Old Man Actually Very Open To Dating 25-Year-Olds
WILMETTE, IL—Describing himself as "open-minded" and "very willing to try new things," 48-year-old law firm partner Richard Bogan told reporters Saturday that, as unconven ...
Your Horoscopes – Week of May 15, 2012
Aries Patience will see you through life’s most harrowing times. Plus you can fake patience by just sleeping constantly.
Taurus For the last time ...
Search For Self Called Off After 38 Years
CHICAGO—After a long and fruitless search, Andrew Speth realized he will never truly find himself.
6-Year-Old Boy Thinks He Might Be Too Old To Be In Women's Locker Room
STAMFORD, CT—Admitting to a growing sense of unease, 6-year-old Zachary Barrett confided to reporters Monday that he might be getting too old to continue ...
Area Woman Finally Learns All The Yoga
Area Woman Finally Learns All The Yoga
Work Friends Not Mingling With Other Friends
CHICAGO—Following a party celebrating her 26th birthday Saturday, a disappointed Kristin Thennes reported that her friends from work failed to mingle with her other ...
Arianna Huffington Unveils New 'Huffington Man' Aggregated From 84 Different Humans
NEW YORK—Declaring the creation a worthy follow-up to her widely successful news aggregation website, media magnate Arianna Huffington unveiled today her latest project known ...
Man Looks Forward To Coffee Date With Ex-Girlfriend All Week
PORTLAND, ME—Derek Friese, 30, has been looking forward to a Friday coffee date with ex-girlfriend Kelly Lessing all week, sources reported Monday.
Sociologist Considers Own Behavior Indicative Of Larger Trends
BOSTON–According to the findings of a paper published Monday in The American Journal Of Sociology, the behaviors and experiences of Boston sociologist Dr. Stephen ...
Gay Couple Feels Pressured To Marry
DEDHAM, MA—Ever since last month, when Massachusetts became the first state to allow same-sex weddings, parents, friends, and coworkers have been pressuring Kristin Burton ...
Handlers Desperate To Prevent Tara Reid Political Awakening
LOS ANGELES—Tara Reid's management team is working feverishly to avert a potential political awakening in the actress.
Ryan Chugs Down Rhino Horn And Bull Semen Shake For Mid-Debate Boost
DANVILLE, KY—Looking to boost his energy before entering the second half of Thursday night’s vice presidential debate, Republican nominee Paul Ryan took a ...
Yoga Nation
Yoga is more popular than ever in the U.S. Why are so many Americans taking up the practice?
Yoga Mania
Popular in the 1970s, yoga is once again all the rage. Why are so many people turning to this age-old set of exercises?
Area Woman Begins Every Morning With Yoga Once A Year
Area Woman Begins Every Morning With Yoga Once A Year
Man Alienates Friends With Self-Constructive Behavior
MILWAUKEE, WI–Turning his life around after years of aimlessness, Jay Krouse, 30, has alienated almost everyone around him with his recent upward spiral of ...
Bargoer Starts To Hit Stride After Hitting On Fifth Girl
JACKSONVILLE, FL—Brad Framik, a contract attorney at Russell Law Offices and self-described "player," announced Saturday that he was "starting to hit my stride" after ...
Workout Routine Broken Down For Coworker
SAN JOSE, CA—Heritage Ink Supply sales rep Eric Vanderbilt explained to his coworker that he is going for a total-body workout.
