An alternative version of the Bavarian holiday Oktoberfest is coming to Santa Monica, CA for people who don’t eat animal products, replacing traditional German foods with vegan bratwurst, pancakes, sauerkraut, and beer. What do you think?


“German heritage is nothing if not flexible.”

Linda Woods • Retail Consultant

“Looks like I finally found a use for my meat flask.”

Jason Werner • Grass Cutter

“I think my all-Oompah tribute to Morrissey just booked its first gig.”

Gabriel McMartin • Unemployed