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April 29, 2016

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Panera Bread (PNRA): $181.17 (+$18.79) (11.57%) Stocks surged today after technologists at Panera Laboratories discovered a breakthrough process to fuse Tuscan with Asiago.

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Man Practices Haircut Request Before Heading To Barber

MINNEAPOLIS—Having scripted a set of lines he hoped to deliver with confidence and decisiveness, local 34-year-old Jason Clyne carefully rehearsed his haircut request several times Friday before heading to his local barbershop, sources confirmed.

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Brita Unveils New In-Throat Water Filters

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Many couples who don’t want to put the time and money toward a wedding simply run off and get married in secret. Here is a side-by-side comparison of planning a wedding and eloping

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