Onion Special Report

12-Year-Old Couldn’t Begin To Guess Name Of Friend Whose House He Visits To Play Xbox

JEFFERSON CITY, MO—Despite having spent eight of the last 10 days in his classmate’s living room playing Xbox alongside him, local 12-year-old Michael Cutler admitted to reporters Wednesday that he couldn’t even venture a guess as to wha...

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