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8-Year-Old Boy Surprises Marine Dad During Firefight In Afghanistan

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8-Year-Old Boy Surprises Marine Dad During Firefight In Afghanistan

Scalia, Thomas, Roberts, and Alito suddenly realize they will be the villains in an Oscar-Winning movie one day, the world's markets plunged into turmoil after the price of money skyrocketed to $90 a dollar, and scientists probably discovered a frog or something. It's the week of June 28, 2013.

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