Airline Pilot Begins Initial Descent Into Madness

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Airline Pilot Begins Initial Descent Into Madness

Congressional aides withhold sex until a budget compromise is reached, the Nobel prize in Chemistry is awarded to Taft Middle-School teacher Mr. Ambler, and the Washington Redskins change their names to the D.C. Redskins. It's the week of October 11, 2013.

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