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Alabama Hosts First Desegregated Mass Suicide

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Alabama Hosts First Desegregated Mass Suicide

The Onion looks back at Alabama's first desegregated mass suicide, the historic V.E. Day Speech from FDR's rotting corpse, and the completion of the transcontinental railroad with the gold-plated femur of a Chinaman.

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