00:00:00.000,00:00:03.000 Captions by www.SubPLY.com . . . . . . . . . . . . . 00:00:06.240,00:00:09.310 We have breaking news that's sending shock waves through the international community. 00:00:09.540,00:00:14.420 Ugandan Ambassador Kakini Mtambi has seized control of the United Nations 00:00:14.650,00:00:17.650 and has declared himself Secretary General for life. 00:00:18.120,00:00:19.490 Brett Altman is live on the scene. 00:00:19.760,00:00:21.510 Brett, what is the situation like there? 00:00:21.630,00:00:24.670 It's extremely tense Brandon. There's no telling what a madman 00:00:24.900,00:00:27.170 like Mtambi will do. As Secretary General, 00:00:27.400,00:00:31.510 he has the ability to do anything, from outline the U.N.'s year long goals 00:00:31.740,00:00:35.480 to propose agenda items for consideration by the security council. 00:00:35.710,00:00:38.150 I can't imagine what it must be like for those ambassadors inside, 00:00:38.380,00:00:40.850 having no idea what this maniac will decide to place 00:00:41.080,00:00:44.420 on the preliminary list of matters to be included in the provision dockets. 00:00:44.830,00:00:46.710 It's terrifying- - Brett, Brett, we've just secured 00:00:46.810,00:00:49.230 a cell phone video taken inside the U.N. 00:00:49.560,00:00:54.570 United Nations, in accordance with article four, section 3A of the human charter, 00:00:54.840,00:00:59.250 I hereby strongly encourage member nations to consider proposal 3A 00:00:59.530,00:01:03.810 in U.N. resolution 10976, which outlines the five reasons 00:01:04.050,00:01:06.390 member states should be overwrought by every whim. 00:01:07.180,00:01:09.220 Well, he's obviously power man. - Chilling words, Brandon. 00:01:09.320,00:01:12.460 But what's worse, Mtambi has also submitted a formal request 00:01:12.760,00:01:16.700 seeking authorization for military action against the U.S. and China. 00:01:16.800,00:01:20.150 Now, the two nations have repeatedly vetoed them. - Well, thank God for that. 00:01:20.330,00:01:23.430 But if Mtambi can convince the General Assembly to amend the U.N.'s charter 00:01:23.780,00:01:26.150 and remove those two nations from the security council, 00:01:26.410,00:01:28.550 those troops could be deployed within two to five years. 00:01:28.780,00:01:31.550 Well, that's truly a frightening prospect. Is Mtombi untouchable? 00:01:31.780,00:01:35.520 Well, almost. There's always a chance that Mtombi might abandon his post 00:01:35.720,00:01:38.860 of Secretary General, if he finds a more powerful position, 00:01:39.090,00:01:42.060 like being the mayor of a small town or coaching a little league team. 00:01:42.360,00:01:44.960 Brett, I want to thank you very much. I know it's very tense down there. 00:01:45.170,00:01:47.240 Absolutely. Thank you. - When we come back, 00:01:47.470,00:01:50.270 a new study finds that millions of Americans 00:01:50.470,00:01:53.350 are still masturbating at an eighth grade level. 00:01:54.010,00:01:57.180 Still Ahead: MANGA CONVENTION MARRED 00:01:57.420,00:01:59.220 BY GIANT-RAPING-TENTACLE-MONSTER ATTACK