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Andrea Bocelli Smelling The Shit Out Of Red Rose

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Andrea Bocelli Smelling The Shit Out Of Red Rose

Cancer topples Chavez in a bloodless coup, a poll finds that 99% of human beings would prefer big, slobbery hound dog pope, and Andrea Bocelli is smelling the shit out of a red rose. It's the week of March 4, 2013.

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