Annual Teeth Cleaning Reveals Three Previously Unnoticed Rows Of Teeth

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The View

ABC 11 a.m. EST/12 p.m. CST The ladies recount their first murders.

'Downton Abbey' Returns To U.S. TV

The third season of the popular British period drama Downton Abbey made its U.S. premiere last night on PBS, prompting many fans to throw early-1900s-themed viewing parties.
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Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled

RED BANK, NJ—After watching the 11-year-old give up the fourth straight double that inning, sources confirmed Sunday afternoon that local Little League pitcher Dustin Bauer is getting absolutely fucking shelled out there.

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Annual Teeth Cleaning Reveals Three Previously Unnoticed Rows Of Teeth

An ornithologist is forced to participate in The History Channel's 'What If Humans Suddenly Become Birds?' program, A 31-year-old remains the only one of his friends who hasn't been married and divorced, and a neighborhood flocks to a coffee shop bulletin board to read about fun upcoming events. It's the week of December 31, 2012.

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