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Area Man Too Poor To Afford Movers, Too Old To Get Help From His Friends

Dick Van Dyke finally confesses to the Zodiac killings, the open dialogue two Americans are having about race is pretty hilarious, and a fucking loser is at a movie all by himself. It's the week of August 2, 2013.

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