Arizona Heatwave Forces Temporary Suspension Of Racial Profiling

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Arizona Heatwave Forces Temporary Suspension Of Racial Profiling

The Onion Weather Center looks at the southwest where sweltering heat in Arizona will force law enforcement officials to suspend racial profiling for the day; a tornado bearing down on Dallas will hopefully wipe out the city and its atrocious citizens; and an expected power failure should spare Houston residents from a terrible production of “Jekyll And Hyde" the musical.

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