Arizona Heatwave Forces Temporary Suspension Of Racial Profiling

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Law & Order: D.A.R.E. Unit

NBC 8:00 p.m. EDT/7:00 p.m. CDT In this heart-wrenching episode, Detectives Ollie West and Bailey Swan are forced to arrest a kid who is so addicted to marijuana-smoking that he was rejected by every college he applied to and got caught up in shoplifting...

Annette and Barrett Carnell

Longtime married couple Annette and Barrett Carnell died last night side by side, bickering about who was bleeding out the worst.

Nathan Kroger

Nathan Kroger was crushed by a hay bale, which sounds like it might be light, but this hay bale happened to be extremely heavy.
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  • Child Visiting Ellis Island Sees Where Grandparents Once Toured

    ELLIS ISLAND, NY—Pausing to imagine the throngs of people who must have arrived with them that day back in 1994, 12-year-old Max Bertrand reportedly spent his visit to Ellis Island this afternoon walking around the same immigrant station his grandparents once toured.

Arizona Heatwave Forces Temporary Suspension Of Racial Profiling

The Onion Weather Center looks at the southwest where sweltering heat in Arizona will force law enforcement officials to suspend racial profiling for the day; a tornado bearing down on Dallas will hopefully wipe out the city and its atrocious citizens; and an expected power failure should spare Houston residents from a terrible production of “Jekyll And Hyde" the musical.

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