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Asexually Reproduced Sea Sponge Worried She’s Turning Into Herself

A civilian casualty is flattered to have been mistaken for a Hamas leader, the entirety of a man’s personal data is protected by a reference to the third season of ‘The West Wing’, and an asexually reproduced sea sponge is worried she’s turning into herself. It's the week of August 8, 2014.