Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman

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Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman

At a press conference today, the AGU announced it will not even acknowledge Mike Greenman until he begins dressing better and loses some weight.

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