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Onion Special Report

Authorities On Alert As Hundreds Of Crazed Sociopaths Enter Congressional Chambers

WASHINGTON—Federal, state, and local law enforcement officials are reportedly on high alert today after a group of dangerous sociopaths entered the chambers of Congress, posing what sources are calling “an extreme risk” to the U.S.

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