Black Conservatives Support Candidate Whose Religion Believes Black People Bear Mark Of Cain

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Black Conservatives Support Candidate Whose Religion Believes Black People Bear Mark Of Cain

The nation's gross doctors recommend drinking eight cups of clam juice per day, a snake gets a tattoo of a dude on its face, and the Supreme Court overturns Right v. Wrong. It's the week of January 16th, 2012.

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