Onion Special Report

Blood-Drenched, Berserk CEO Demands More Web Videos

NEW YORK—Screaming at the top of his lungs like a deranged lunatic and drenched in his own blood as well as the blood of his employees, CEO Jeff Potkul went berserk Friday and demanded his staff produce more web video content or he would ...

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