Onion Special Report

Bob Dylan Lays Off 2,000 Workers From Songwriting Factory

MUSCATINE, IA—Seeking to revitalize his musical operations following years of declining revenue and mounting production costs, musician Bob Dylan laid off 2,000 workers from his flagship songwriting factory in Muscatine, IA this week, sources confir...

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