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Bob Dylan Lays Off 2,000 Workers From Songwriting Factory

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Bob Dylan Lays Off 2,000 Workers From Songwriting Factory

Seeking to revitalize his musical operations following years of declining revenue and mounting production costs, musician Bob Dylan laid off 2,000 workers from his flagship songwriting factory in Muscatine, IA this week, sources confirmed.

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