Bostonians Urged To Speak Like Normal Human Beings When Communicating With Flood Rescue Personnel

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Bostonians Urged To Speak Like Normal Human Beings When Communicating With Flood Rescue Personnel

The Onion Weather Center focuses on the Northeast, where it's a perfect day for a wealthy brat to fall off her daddy's horse; flood-ridden Bostonians are urged to use actual words when asking relief workers for help; and the region's minorities are once again forced to paint the fall leaves one by one.

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