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Breaking: Tour De France On Hold As Cyclists Ride Over To Creek To Check Out Bugs

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Breaking: Tour De France On Hold As Cyclists Ride Over To Creek To Check Out Bugs

The legendary bicycle race is on hold after excited riders discovered a secret path through a forest that had tons of cool jumps and ended down by a nasty old creek.

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