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Brooke Alvarez Names The One Person Who Could Compel Her To Go On 'Dancing With The Stars'

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Brooke Alvarez Names The One Person Who Could Compel Her To Go On 'Dancing With The Stars'

Award-winning news anchor, Brooke Alvarez explains why she doesn't have time to go on a show as frivolous as "Dancing with the Stars", but that she would make an exception if a certain someone were also a contestant.

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