The word 'innovate' is said over 24 million times at SXSW, NASA designers release a flirty new spaceskirt, and the next episode of 'Girls' to feature Lena Dunham shitting herself during gyno exam while eating a burrito.

  • Smooth Operator Also Forklift Operator

    1:59
  • Fully Gentrified Neighborhood All Cheese Shops

    2:19
  • Lowly Mortal Opens Portal To Hell

    2:26
  • Sexual Predator Gets Tenure

    2:45
  • Dog Held Against Will Inside Skype Window

    2:50
  • Empire State Building Reopens Spire To Visitors

    3:14
  • Self-Conscious Flasher Fully Clothed Under Trench Coat

    3:06
  • Keyboard’s Second Row A Veritable Who’s Who Of Special Punctuation Characters

    3:17
  • Fun Sticker Placed On Child's Ventilator

    3:03
  • New Program Provides Depressed Americans With Suicide Assistance Dogs

    2:56
  • Lunchbox Mostly Medication

    2:43
  • Hypochondriac Maple Tree Always Convinced It Has Asian Longhorn Beetles

    2:48
  • Blanket Of Snow Creates Illusion That Town Not A Total Shithole

    2:10
  • Onion Year In Review

    3:35
  • 8th Grader Caked In Makeup Probably Really Confident

    2:48
  • U.S. Continues Dependence On Foreign Toil

    2:43
  • Jack Palance Still Dead At 87

    2:46
  • Woman Unaware She's Only Person On Acid At James Taylor Concert

    2:53
  • Mom’s Head Rotates Demonically After Passing Sign For Antique Wicker Furniture

    2:55
  • Vegetarian Option Just Iceberg Lettuce On Bread

    2:49