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Catholic Teen's Life Ends At Conception

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Catholic Teen's Life Ends At Conception

Next week's school shooting victims thank the members of Senate for failing to pass the gun bill, the cutest guy in an office is not particularly attractive, and an area man is tired of rushing home to hug his loved ones. It's the week of April 19, 2013.

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