A birthday card is discreetly passed around the office like some sort of covert CIA operation, Apple's gag division unveils the sleekest fake dog shit to date, and cactus scientists recommend drinking 8 cups of water per year.

  • Area Desk Doesn't Mind If People Sit On It Like A Chair Every Once In Awhile

    3:21
  • Perfectly Shitty Couch Sitting On Curb

    2:33
  • Serious Coworker Puts Headphones On To Focus On Sandwich

    2:52
  • New Tandem Mobility Scooter Released

    2:28
  • 8-Year-Old Boy Surprises Marine Dad During Firefight In Afghanistan

    2:31
  • Milk Rushing Through Jug Handle Having The Time Of Its Life

    2:23
  • Single Woman Has Facebook Profile Picture With Sister

    2:29
  • Couple Keeps Marriage Together For The Sake Of No One

    2:22
  • Lifeguard Hoping To Make Up For Last Summer

    2:30
  • Desperate Earth Begins Accelerating Rotation In Effort To Hurl Humankind Off Surface

    2:19
  • Every Glass In Grandmother’s Cupboard Visibly Filthy

    2:52
  • Possum Gazes Longingly At Family Walking Dog

    2:26
  • Seedless Watermelon Coming To Grips With Fact It’ll Never Be Able To Have Kids

    3:02
  • Middle-Aged Funeral Director Buys Flashy Red Hearse

    2:19
  • Catholic Teen's Life Ends At Conception

    2:42
  • Brad Pitt Decides To Grow Out Forehead Hair

    3:05
  • Businessman Does His Work Lying On Bed Like Schoolgirl

    2:42
  • Bengal Tigers’ Habitat Down To Studio Apartment In Jaipur, India

    2:44
  • NASA Designers Release Flirty New Space Skirt

    2:19
  • Andrea Bocelli Smelling The Shit Out Of Red Rose

    2:21