A birthday card is discreetly passed around the office like some sort of covert CIA operation, Apple's gag division unveils the sleekest fake dog shit to date, and cactus scientists recommend drinking 8 cups of water per year.

  • GM Recalls 600,000 Vehicles For Faulty Car-Detonators

    2:26
  • Weak-Willed Termite Eats Whole Log In One Sitting

    1:48
  • Asexually Reproduced Sea Sponge Worried She’s Turning Into Herself

    2:34
  • Sex Toy Discreetly Shipped In Plain Dildo-Shaped Box

    2:22
  • Grandpa Looking Absolutely Precious In New Baseball Cap

    2:42
  • Mom $15,000 In The Hole With Ceramic Frog Dealer

    2:34
  • Birthday Wish Wasted On Trying To Bring Dad Back

    2:32
  • Pigeon Wishes Just Once It Could Complete Head Movement Smoothly

    2:09
  • God’s Will Only Thing Keeping AC Unit In Window

    2:12
  • Parents At Graduation Celebrate Child’s Last Accomplishment

    2:25
  • Nation's Depressed March On Atlantic Ocean

    2:06
  • Bag Of Flour Has Slave Auction On Front

    2:16
  • Extravagant New Window Blinds Inspired By The Latest Styles From Venice

    2:18
  • Bodybuilder's Veins Now Outside Of His Skin

    2:23
  • Picasso’s ‘Guernica’ Triples In Value After Being Autographed By The 1994 New York Rangers

    3:01
  • Local TCBY Has Missed Past 2 Logo Changes

    2:18
  • Xylophonist Shredding It

    2:28
  • Smooth Operator Also Forklift Operator

    1:59
  • Fully Gentrified Neighborhood All Cheese Shops

    2:19
  • Lowly Mortal Opens Portal To Hell

    2:26