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Chicago Cubs Combine Seven Players To Form One Giant Player Called "Chicagazor"

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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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Chicago Cubs Combine Seven Players To Form One Giant Player Called "Chicagazor"

The GOOMF guys yell somewhat coherently about a water polo defection, the Cubs' new seven-player "ChicagaZor," and Jeff Saturday wasting away without Peyton Manning.

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