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Onion Weather Center

Chief Meteorologist Mike Matthias Gives The Nightly Forecast For His Ex-Wife Sara

The Onion Weather Center takes a look at the weather in the Pacific Northwest, specifically Mill Plain, WA where Sara now lives with the kids and that piece-of-shit new husband of hers, who thinks he's the boy’s father just because he's taking hi...

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