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Child Development Experts Say Boys Not Fully Mature Until Avenging Father’s Murder

Citing the central role the process plays in cognitive development, a study released Thursday by the American Psychological Association found that boys do not reach emotional maturity until avenging the murder of their father. Full article.

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