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Child Sees No Reason Why Iron Man Costume Can't Be Worn To Grandfather’s Funeral

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Child Sees No Reason Why Iron Man Costume Can't Be Worn To Grandfather’s Funeral

Arguing that he had been allowed to wear it in the past, local youth Andrew Robillard protested a parental edict barring his Iron Man costume from the upcoming funeral of his late grandfather.

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