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Chipmunk’s Plan For Future Better Crafted Than That Of 8 Out Of 10 Americans

Highlighting the small woodland creature’s ability to set long-term objectives and competently follow through on them, a Princeton University report released Thursday found that a local 2-year-old eastern chipmunk had crafted a far more secure and r...

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