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Chris Bosh Struggling Through Belly Rub Addiction as Game 2 Nears

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Chris Bosh Struggling Through Belly Rub Addiction as Game 2 Nears

The Face is Off and the hate is real as Kenny and Doc discuss Bosh's new addiction to belly rubs, the Marlin's child-targeting, t-shirt firing drones, and NBA ref Joey Crawford's recent ejection slump.

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