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Company Immediately Calls Job Applicant Upon Seeing 'B.A. In Communications' On Résumé

Calling his résumé "exceptional," the human resources department at local public relations firm Brink & Tiller called 22-year-old job applicant Corey Wilhelm immediately. Full Story

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